Please, don’t take this list seriously. It is written only for fun and entertainment. Some of these sex moves are really gross, uncomfortable or even dangerous.
1 The Sweater Mood
Surprise your boyfriend by wearing an extra-soft fuzzy autumn sweater... and be completely naked under it. You'll be veeeery touchable.
2 The Boot Knocker
Blindfold your guy and then softly move his penis in and out of your favorite boots. The fur and fabric textures will seem amazingly hot and sexual to him.
3 Super Spicy Pumpkin Coffee
Drink some warm pumpkin-flavored latte before having sex. To make it even spicier, firstly let a small dribble out of of your mouth; the view of dripping liquid is UNBELIEVABLY sexy.
4 The Halloween Surprise
Put on your favorite scary mask and amaze your guy with a morning blow job! Very simple and effective.
5 The Thanksgiving Surprise
Give your loved one a special Thanksgiving surprise with this old trick: When having sex, suddenly scream, "I'M A DEAD FALLEN TREE," then stay unmoving for the remaining part, so that he should finish all the work himself. After that, just say, "Thanks...for giving."
6 The Sweet Potato Puree
Make a puree of several sweet potatoes and put them on the kitchen table table with a piece of paper that reads "Enjoy!" Your man will guess what to do with them.
7 The Heap of Leaves
Rake up a pile of dry leaves from your backyard and put them onto his bed. Hide inside it naked till he comes into the room, then jump out and shout, "I'M FALLING FOR YOU!" He'll be so excited he can faint. Additional points if you take two or three squirrels with you.
8 The Apple in Caramel
Using your favorite recipe of candy apple, warm up some boiling caramel on the stove. Pretend you're gonna pour it on his bum, then suddenly pull out some apples and say, "JK JK JK JK." But after that, pour the caramel on his bum.
9 The Beauty in the Woods
Go hide in the forest for the next couple of months, talking to your man only leaving him mysterious voicemails of wild animals' sounds. Then, lose contact with him and all your previous life. Become a forest sorceress. It is your lifestyle now. F*ck civilization.