Ducking For Apples: 40 More Awesome Sex Quotes!

Here is one more portion of brilliant and witty sex quotes by famous people of all times!

Here is one more portion of brilliant ands witty sex quotes by famous people of all times. They are very different, but all of them are devoted to one of the most important aspects of our life!

? Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got. ― Sophie Loren

? Rejection is an opportunity for your selection. ― Bernard Branson


? There’s a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There’s a lot of sex, you know, in art. There’s a lot of naked women and men, and there’s intrigue, there’s fakery. It’s a real microcosm of the larger world. ― Steve Martin

? Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. ― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

? Ducking for apples ― change one letter and it’s the story of my life. ― Dorothy Parker

? So sweet and delicious do I become,
when I am in bed with a man
who, I sense, loves and enjoys me,
that the pleasure I bring excels all delight,
so the knot of love, however tight
it seemed before, is tied tighter still. ― Veronica Franco, Poems and Selected Letters

? You have to be born a sex symbol. You don’t become one. If you’re born with it, you’ll have it even when you’re 100 years old. ― Sophie Loren

? Man…heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand…heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there’s no stopping her. ― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

? I automatically assume people won’t like me, so I don’t talk to them unless they approach me first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong. ― Stephanie Kuehnert, Ballads of Suburbia

? She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go. ― Dorothy Parker

? Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ― Mignon McLaughlin

? Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you. ― Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase

? If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers. ― Toni Bentley

? I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ― Woody Allen


? The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. ― Leonardo da Vinci

? I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it. ― Samantha Young, On Dublin Street

? Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan. ― David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

? Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. ― Clara Bow

? We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us. ― Greg Behrendt, He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

? The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. ― Woody Allen

? Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary. ― Robert A. Heinlein

? If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! ― Craig Ferguson

? Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything. ― Milan Kundera, Laughable Loves

? Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont. ― Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza

? I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like. ― Jess C. Scott, New Order

? Sex is funny and love is serious. ― Stephan Jenkins

? I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit. ― Henry Miller, A Literate Passion: Letters of Anaïs Nin Henry Miller, 1932-1953

? “I want you to spend the night,” you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, “Let’s have sex,” or “Let’s go to my place,” or even “I really want you,” I’m not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.” ― David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary

? There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ― Audrey Hepburn

? To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count that something of a miracle. ― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

? Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. ― Suze Orman


? Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere. ― Helen Gurley Brown

? Wherever there is a human being, I see God-given rights inherent in that being, whatever may be the sex or complexion. ― William Lloyd Garrison

? I recall certain moments, let us call them icebergs in paradise, when after having had my fill of her –after fabulous, insane exertions that left me limp and azure-barred–I would gather her in my arms with, at last, a mute moan of human tenderness (her skin glistening in the neon light coming from the paved court through the slits in the blind, her soot-black lashes matted, her grave gray eyes more vacant than ever–for all the world a little patient still in the confusion of a drug after a major operation)–and the tenderness would deepen to shame and despair, and I would lull and rock my lone light Lolita in my marble arms, and moan in her warm hair, and caress her at random and mutely ask her blessing, and at the peak of this human agonized selfless tenderness (with my soul actually hanging around her naked body and ready to repent), all at once, ironically, horribly, lust would swell again–and ‘oh, no,’ Lolita would say with a sigh to heaven, and the next moment the tenderness and the azure–all would be shattered. ― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

? I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

? We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ― Lily Tomlin

? The test of one’s behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex. ― Alfred Adler

? I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. ― Joan Rivers

? Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don’t come into the world. ― Karl Kraus

? I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ― Zsa Zsa Gabor


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