How Saying the Right Thing Can Save the Peace in Your Family

A man came home late and drunk... but his wife seemed to be grateful! Why? Read the story to find out!


After a party on a Saturday night the husband came back home late at night terribly drunk. On the following day he woke up late with an awful hangover. He could barely recall how he went home and was scared that his wife would be angry at him. But to his amazement he discovered two aspirin pills and a glass of water near his bed. He drank the aspirin and felt a bit better, then he looked around. He saw that his wife has put down a new pair of clothes for him. After that, he discovered that his room and the whole house was perfectly tidy and clean.

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He was totally bewildered. He thought that his wife would be furious at him after the last night. He saw a sweet note from his wife. She had written: ‘Darling, I apologize for having to leave too early in the morning – I have to buy some groceries. I’ll prepare your favorite dinner in the evening. Your breakfast is ready in the kitchen’. Now, he really began to feel strange and guilty. When he went to the kitchen, he met his small son who was eating.

Man: Son, what had happened last night? I was sure that your mother would be enraged at me.

Son: Dad, last night you returned really late. You vomited at the sitting room carpet. It was all dirty; you got a black eye when collided with the door. Then when mommy attempted to take your clothes off, you screamed- ‘Go away, woman, I’m married’.

So, say the right words even when you’re awfully drunk, and it can prevent large troubles.

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