Sex Is The Most Fun: Top 130 Sex Quotes

Sex is a rather controversial topic. For many centuries talking about it was forbidden. But sex is a vital part of our life, and there's tons of quotes about it!

Sex is a rather controversial topic. For many centuries talking about it was forbidden. Even now, lots of people think of it as of something dirty and sinful. But sex is a vital part of our life. Moreover, entire human race  couldn’t exist without it. And so, despite all the controversy surrounding sex, there are tons of quotes about it by different famous people. So, what did they say about this interesting and important thing?

❤️ Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. ― Oscar Wilde

? We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ― Tom Robbins

? I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. ― Woody Allen


? Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ― George Carlin

? If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. ― Frank Zappa

❤️ We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. ― Marilyn Monroe

? It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ― Marilyn Monroe

? The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. ― Woody Allen

? Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. ― Mae West

? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ― George Carlin

❤️ In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again. ― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders

? Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. ― Hunter S. Thompson

? Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person’s sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life.

Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they’re taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment – just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! – an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in

It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience – or to fake – a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values – and can be nothing else. ― Ayn Rand

? Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love ― Gabriel García Márquez

? No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ― Betty Friedan

❤️ Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing. ― Charles Bukowski

? Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they’re not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or―such is the pleasure they experience―they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them. ― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

? Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. ― Jess C. Scott, The Intern

? Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice. ― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

? Sex is an emotion in motion. ― Mae West


❤️ Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious. ― Jack Kerouac, On the Road

? Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. ― Simone de Beauvoir

? Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn’t sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim. ― Paulo Coelho

? Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it. ― Richard Feynman

? Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key! ― Anaïs Nin

❤️ But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about. ― Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

? Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ― Woody Allen

? I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ― Steve Martin

? A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement. ― Jess C. Scott

? Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. ― Woody Allen

❤️ Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. ― Groucho Marx

? Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! ― George Bernard Shaw

? Publishing a sophisticated men’s magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I’d been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot. ― Hugh Hefner

? You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ― Woody Allen

? Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. ― Barbara Bush

❤️ Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ― Woody Allen

? I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they? ― Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely


? Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. ― Andy Warhol

? I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! ― Russell Brand

? You can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can’t kiss
and make it
better. ― Daphne Gottlieb, Why Things Burn

❤️ V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love. ― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ― George Bernard Shaw

? “He f**ks even better than he looks,” I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry. ― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

? And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you. ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Mother Night

? Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual? ― Sue Johanson

❤️ For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. ― Isabel Allende, Of Love and Shadows

? So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused. ― Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha

? A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. ― Joan Rivers

? Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good. ― Lora Brody

? Hate to sound sleazy,
but tease me,
I don’t want it if it’s that easy ― Tupac Shakur

❤️ My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism. ― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

? My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

? THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police. ― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

? “I respect you,” he murmured. “and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God. ― Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

? Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you. ― Robert A. Heinlein, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls

❤️ What’s a fuck when what I want is love? ― Henry Miller

? If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is unrepeatable. What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most is that within both of them times and spaces open, different from measurable time and space. ― Italo Calvino, If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler

? He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination – but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. ― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

? Sick and perverted always appeals to me. ― Madonna


? I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses. ― Oscar Wilde

❤️ Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. ― Jimmy Dean

? Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious. ― Jack Kerouac

? Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

? Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ― Woody Allen

? Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. ― Marilyn Monroe

❤️ I’m kind of a good girl – and I’m not. I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That’s what the stories in my music do. ― Katy Perry

? Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy. ― Hugh Hefner

? Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free. ― Linus Torvalds

? An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex. ― Aldous Huxley

? A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after. ― Gloria Steinem

❤️In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ― Nora Ephron

? I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. ― Russell Brand

? I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life. ― Mitch Hedberg

? Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority. ― Mary Wollstonecraft

? To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle. ― Henry Miller

❤️ Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. ― Havelock Ellis

? Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. ― Swami X


? If you’re going to have sex, use a condom. ― Dennis Rodman

? I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt. ― Groucho Marx

? Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. ― Marquis de Sade

❤️ I am always looking for meaningful one night stands. ― Dudley Moore

? My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ― Les Dawson

? If you’re having your period, come on over. I’m 41. I’ll fuck the shit out of you. I’ll drink the blood. Let’s party. ― Louis C.K.

? I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world. ― Jeanette Winterston

? There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ― Elton John

❤️ Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie. ― Alec Baldwin

? Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions. ― Deepak Chopra

? The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. ― Marcus Aurelius


? The way you make love is the way God will be with you. ― Rumi

? I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting. ― Angelina Jolie

❤️ To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. ― Cary Grant

? The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined. ― Homer

? The anthropologist Margaret Mead concluded in 1948, after observing seven different ethnic groups in the Pacific Islands, that different cultures made different forms of female sexual experience seem normal and desirable. The capacity for orgasm in women, she found, is a learned response, which a given culture can help or can fail to help its women to develop. ― Naomi Wolf

? So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused. ― Herman Hesse

? Copulation is no more foul to me than death is. ― Walt Whitman

❤️ Women who love women are lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define lesbian as sex between women. ― Rita Mae Brown

? Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. ― Eugene Mirman

? Sex is not a mechanical act that fails for lack of technique, and it is not a performance by the male for the audience of the female; it is a continuum of attraction that extends from the simplest conversation and the most innocent touching through the act of coitus. ― Garrison Keillor

? Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours. ― Spalding Gray

? The only deep emotion I occasionally felt in these affairs was gratitude, when all was going well and I was left, not only peace, but freedom to come and go — never kinder and gayer with one woman than when I had just left another’s bed, as if I extended to all others the debt I had just contracted toward one of them. ― Albert Camus

❤️ I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. ― Boy George

? If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, “I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!” ― Vince Vaughn

? Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there’s just no innocence left. ― Ellen DeGeneres

? Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. ― Bill Maher

? Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery. ― David Duchovny

❤️ The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform. ― Alfred Kinsey


? It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ― Joan Rivers

? I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it. ― Osho

? We demand that sex speak the truth […] and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves wich we think we possess in our immediate consciousness. ― Michel Foucault

? If you want romance, fuck a journalist. ― W.H. Auden

❤️ Later I would come to believe that erotic ties were all a spell, a temporary psychosis, even a kind of violence, or at least they coexisted with these states. ― Lorrie Moore

? Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they’re taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it’s normal to kneel down to a naked man who’s nailed to a cross? It’s like a bad leather bar. ― John Waters

? Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure. Fermat’s last theorem, by contrast, asserts that when x, y and z are whole numbers each raised to power of n, the sum of the first two can never equal the third when n is greater than 2. ― Tom Stoppard

? It was she made me acquainted with love. She went by the peaceful name of Ruth I think, but I can’t say for certain. Perhaps the name was Edith. She had a hole between her legs, oh not the bunghole I had always imagined, but a slit, and in this I put, or rather she put, my so-called virile member, not without difficulty, and I toiled and moiled until I discharged or gave up trying or was begged by her to stop. A mug’s game in my opinion and tiring on top of that, in the long run. But I lent myself to it with a good enough grace, knowing it was love, for she had told me so. She bent over the couch, because of her rheumatism, and in I went from behind. It was the only position she could bear, because of her lumbago. It seemed all right to me, for I had seen dogs, and I was astonished when she confided that you could go about it differently. I wonder what she meant exactly. Perhaps after all she put me in her rectum. A matter of complete indifference to me, I needn’t tell you. But is it true love, in the rectum? ― Samuel Beckett

? Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. ― James Joyce

❤️ No, I am not interested in women or sex or anything. ― Jonny Greenwood

? I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I’ve always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I’d fall in love with a woman. Damn. ― Germaine Greer

? My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. I’m not dating just one person. Sex and the City changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. ― Lindsay Lohan

? I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it ― tastefully, of course. ― Rachel Bilsonfon1a.jpg

? But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about. ― Gabriel García Márquez

❤️ Flesh robot with cold thighs and fingers of icicle gripping the wheel of the black car, everything is forgotten. It is no use telling me of her inadequacy, her limitations; no good saying her mouth is an ash tray crammed with the butts of reserve, funk, truism, revulsion. I admit it. I admit everything with a great grin of snow. But it is no use. If I can find her moist and open between two sheets anywhere among the seven winds, you can have everything that lives and agonizes between the twin poles. Seriously. I switch off the dashboard and let my soul ride out on to the dark, floating and quivering on the frosty air above the black car; my personality has been snipped from my body now, as if by scissors, to ride along the night wind against any cold star. Everything flows out of me in a long effortless catharsis, pours on to the darkness, licked by the airs. This is the meaning of freedom. My money has poured out of my pockets, my clothes fallen from me, every bit of tissue sloughed. Everything is clear in this struggle to reach her. The car humming like a top, stammering, banging round corners with its insane fixed eyes; the carpet of light racing along the dark arterial roads; the distance being patiently consumed. I am in a kind of fanatical imagery now, unreal, moving through this aquarium of feelings, conscious of nothing but the blood thinning in my veins, and the slow fearful heart. ― Lawrence Durrell

? Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. ― Roberto Bolaño

? A man is basically as faithful as his options. ― Chris Rock

? I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don’t have sex, but would never explain anything. ― Khloe Kardashian

? You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool. ― Richard Pryor

❤️ I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ― Gore Vidal

? Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ― Billy Crystal


? There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ― Audrey Hepburn

? Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love. ― Woody Allen

? Sex is a problem because it would seem that in that act there is complete absence of the self. In that moment you are happy because there is the cessation of self-consciousness, of the ‘me’; and desiring more of it – more of the abnegation of the self in which there is complete happiness, without the past or the future, demanding that complete happiness through full fusion, integration – naturally it becomes all-important. Isn’t that so? Because it is something that gives me unadulterated joy, complete self-forgetfulness, I want more and more of it. Now, why do I want more of it? Because, everywhere else I am in conflict, everywhere else, at all the different levels of existence, there is the strengthening of the self. Economically, socially, religiously, there is the constant thickening of self-consciousness, which is conflict. After all, you are self-conscious only when there is conflict. Self-consciousness is in its very nature the result of conflict. So, everywhere else we are in conflict. In all our relationships with property, with people, and with ideas there is conflict, pain, struggle, misery; but in this one act there is complete cessation of all that. Naturally you want more of it because it gives you happiness, while all the rest leads you to misery, turmoil, conflict, confusion, antagonism, worry, destruction; therefore, the sexual act becomes all-significant, all-important. ― Jiddu Krishnamurti

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