30 Funniest Sex Memes Collection of 2017 (So Far) – Editor’s Choice


A meme is simply a funny piece of media, video or even text that’s copied or changed slightly then shared across the Internet by users. For it to be called a meme, an image must have a target audience online for it to be shared, it must be shared across large social media sites like Facebook, Twitter & Reddit and most importantly it must be funny.

Memes are supposed to be funny and poke fun at everything including sex. Sex itself is pretty weird, awkward & even messy at times. Everyone thinks that sex should be like in the Hollywood movies.That it should be nice, slow, sexy and perfect but it’s not…It is definitely not. Memes are there to show us how funny this awkwardness and weirdness is.

Below are some of the most hilarious sex memes include the one inspired by our editor. Check out the best memes in this funny smosh gallery!

 

1) Can’t get it up

And it’ll take him only 6 seconds to get her off it.

Bad Luck Brian features the photo of a blonde teenage boy, funny enough named Kyle Craven, wearing a plaid sweater vest and braces,  often captioned with scenarios that are embarrassing or even tragic.

2) Boundaries

And based on your urine colour you have may gotten something else

Known as Urinal Etiquette, the four-pane drawing starts with a lone man using a urinal in an empty men’s washroom. Then, a second man walks in and purposely chooses to use the urinal right next to the first man, despite the fact that he walked past a row of unoccupied urinals.

 3) Common Sense

Even with yourself.

Roll Safe Guy features a black man with a knowing smile, with his finger, pointed at his head. The man whose name is Kayode Ewumi has figured out a dumb solution to his problems and is passing it along to you as a genius strategy. It was taken from an episode of ‘Hood Documentary‘ by BBC Three. The title of the episode is ‘Happy Belated’. The series is shot in a faux-reality show style where Roll Safe displays his several acts of stupidity and naivety.

 4) When she meets a caring and loving guy

Big things come in small packages

First World Problems, also known as “White Whine,” are frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by those in First World countries. They’re there to poke fun of these trivial often minimal inconveniences that are unrelatable to say those who don’t have the same priveledges.

5) Niggalations 6:14

Actions speak louder than words. Lots and lots of action.

The One Does Not Simply meme originates from a scene in Peter Jackson’s 2001 film adaption of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. In the scene, the Council of Elrond reveals that an evil ring must be destroyed by being thrown into the fires of Mount Doom. Boromir played by Sean Bean points out the difficulty of the task by saying, “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

6) It’s a win-lose for both of us.

She must be the one.

Buddy Christ meme originates from a statue of Jesus, smiling and winking while pointing at onlookers with one hand and giving the thumbs-up sign with the other hand. This was done in order to uplift the Catholic church’s image and retire the crucifix image which was seen as depressing. He is usually used to deliver a positive message sometimes with a hint of sarcasm.

7) Gentleman Tips

Grammar is a life saver.

This one was made as a poke to the various Grammar Nazis who believe it’s their duty to correct users online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and web forums.

 8) When she introduces wants to introduce you to her friends.

That’s one way of dealing with the competition.

Known as the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme featuring a girl (Known as Laina Morris in real life) who has all the best intentions, but just never learned how to give her new boyfriends “space.” Chronicling all of the craziest, most clingy and needy things that new girlfriends can do. Her captions usually portray her in the stereotype of an overprotective and clingy girlfriend.

 9) When your ex-asks, ” How are you?”

Your partner already feels worse.

Your Music’s Bad and You Should Feel Bad meme features the cephalopod-like alien Zoidberg from the cartoon TV series Futurama. Captions typically start with Your….Is Bad then and the bottom is captioned with “And You Should Feel Bad”. It is usually used to poke fun or shame others for actions or opinions that someone perceives as negative.

10) When she tells you that your sex game is whack.

But I cried the whole time.

Smiling Borat played by renowned actor Sacha Baron Cohen shows him smiling with his thumbs up in the air. This one is used in humorous situations where you may have messed up or screwed up in some way but the experience of it is what makes it fun and memorable.

11) Maybe it’s a sign from above.

They call it beginner’s luck.

Bad Luck Brian features the photo of a blonde teenage boy, funny enough named Kyle Craven, wearing a plaid sweater vest and braces,  often captioned with scenarios that are embarrassing or even tragic.

12) When you wake up after you fell asleep during sex.

I should try again just to make sure.

Sad Affleck refers to the look of utter sadness shown by Ben Affleck, who plays Batman in the 2016 DC Comics superhero film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, during a Yahoo! UK interview in response to a question concerning its lukewarm reception from the critics. Upon its release in March 2016, this clip of Affleck listening to the interviewer’s comments on the critics’ reviews quickly went viral online prompting the creation of parodies and remixes using sad music and imagery featuring Ben’s sad face.

13) So many excuses.

I don’t have sex on any day that ends with a Y.

Actual Sexual Advice Girl meme features a sexy brunette woman wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses accompanied by captions that are usually sexual advice to both men and women.

14) So should we grab some food or watch TV?

If it were 30 minutes, her face would still be the same. “Are you done?”

This look of disapproval meme features a screenshot from The Dr Phil Show episode which featured the “Cash Me Ousside” internet sensation teen, Danielle Bregoli, 13.

15) It’s just that simple.

Or just bad at everything.

Ancient Aliens meme came from The History Channel’s TV series with the same name starring alien expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, who often tends to explain inexplicable phenomena as the direct result of aliens or extraterrestrials being on Earth. These memes exaggerate Giorgio’s theories to such an extent that they become funny.

16) Female Logic.

But what if I have a bathtub?

Female or Woman logic memes humorously try to explain the various differences between men and women in our culture today. Some poke fun at various one-sided mentalities such as this one which photograph of Australian reality TV star Layla Joyce Subritzky from the 9th season of Big Brother Australia. Known as the Feminist Nazi meme, this one depicts the naivety that exists in stereotypical feminist ideologies.

17) Cheers.

It’s called intimacy.

This one is a screenshot of Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie Great Gatsby, basically telling you “Cheers in everything that you’re doing”

18) Your roommate when you’re having your girlfriend over.

Talking during sex should be kept to a minimum.

This one is usually used as satirical humour whereby the character Spiderman relays advice about information that is pretty much common knowledge or sense. It’s used to poke fun at people’s ignorance and naivety about various issues.

19) On the first date.

Can I get an Amen!!!

Another meme that falls in the Female/Woman Logic category. The Irrational Black Woman features an African American Woman holding up her finger with a disapproving grin on her face. This one fuels the stereotype of irrational expectations and demands set by certain African American females in popular films and TV shows, especially in regard to love interests and how they interact with them.

20) Brrrrr!!!!

??

21) Life is too short for bad sex.

*eyes roll to the back of my head*

Eye Rolling RDJ features renowned actor Robert Downey Jr. rolling his eyes in contempt with his arms crossed during a scene in the 2012 superhero film The Avengers. This one perfectly captures the moment when someone says something that makes your eyes roll to the back of your head.

22) Niggalations 7:12

And never call him/her again.

The One Does Not Simply meme originates from a scene in Peter Jackson’s 2001 film adaption of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. In the scene, the Council of Elrond reveals that an evil ring must be destroyed by being thrown into the fires of Mount Doom. Boromir played by Sean Bean points out the difficulty of the task by saying, “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

23) Sorry during sex. A big no-no.

And a broken heart.

This one displays ultimate regret. You feel so stupid and dumb that you want to push your face out of your head.

24) When she says she isn’t going to make it tonight.

Or have a Plan B.

First World Problems, also known as “White Whine,” are frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by those in First World countries. They’re there to poke fun of these trivial often minimal inconveniences that are unrelatable to say those who don’t have the same priveledges.

25) Gentleman Tips #2

Life is too short for crappy sex.

The Most Interesting Man in the World came into our lives as part of a Dos Equis ad campaign. The ads featured a beaded Jonathan Goldsmith, detailing the gentleman’s past adventures. And he made us all want to try out the beer. His most famous line from the commercial: “I don’t always do…, but when I do, I…” made him an internet sensation.

26) Someone give her a hug.

Ouch!!!

As I said earlier, human intercourse is a pretty weird thing and memes do a really good job of bringing out the humour in this weirdness.

27) When she wants to get freaky but your brain isn’t ready.

Don’t blame us ladies. We can’t multitask.

Crying Micheal Jordan has been viral online and has been a literal poster boy for anyone facing an emotional crisis. The now-famous image was captured when Jordan was introduced as a member of the Basketball Hall of Fame on Sept. 11, 2009. That evening, he teared up during a memorably emotional induction speech at Springfield, Massachusetts.

28) This is what separates the men from the boys.

Guess I’ve been doing it wrong then.

Every guy has been here. You upset bae and now you’re racking your brain trying to figure out how you’ll make it up to her.

29) God Bless America.

No wonder he was Founding Father of the USA

This one does an excellent job of combining old art and new forms of art.

30) He should just stick to foreplay.

The worst sentence to hear during sex, “Is it In?”

With the Internet’s idolization for anything feline, this meme will definitely be a soft spot for any cat lover.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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